Author: mike

Mass rape, slaughter, torture, oppression of women… these are some of the US allies’ favourite things. If you win a victory against one set of maniacs but in so doing you’ve empowered a whole...

So apparently I am supposed to “work from home” because some cruise missiles have “hit some camels in the ass” (Bush’s phrase talking about the feasability of hitting Afghanistan with missiles — guess he’s...

So now I am checking my laundry and all my dark trousers pockets are dyed pink from my ever-ultra-uber-RED hoodie that just won’t quit running red dye into everything. And my hands are orange...

Osama bin Laden and his comrades were hailed as freedom fighters in the 1980s by the American government at a time when politicians like Dick Cheney considered Nelson Mandela a terrorist. … the label...

Ah, the GAA, I’d forgotten I had this commentary.

Nice to see that in this list of religions from the UK Census form, “Jedi Knight” is listed at the end (on page 18), nestled snuggly between “Other Religions” and “Heathen”. And Go Jains!...

They’ve rereleased Bored of the Rings just in time for the movie. I loved this book — where else do you get graphic porno versions of hobbits and elves going at it hammer and...

A Monopoly addict described by his wife as a sore loser narrowly escaped “going straight to jail” yesterday for punching his stepson, who had beaten him. After pushing the 13-year-old against a wall and...

MORE PROOF of the Evil of Bert…

This is definitely the weirdest waste of time I’ve seen. GPS Drawing. You get yourself a GPS and, using these drawings, navigate in 2 or 3 dimesnions around a map, confident in the knowledge...