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So this cabbie was shot on the opposite side of my block and his out-of-control cab ploughed into two parked cars, set them afire, and brought down some utility lines, cutting power and making...

So this story is about these sickeningly vain 20-somethings that are getting loaded and injected with Botox at parties. All they risk is temporary paralysis, loss of vision, and so on. Whatever.

So I was checking my web stats and I saw someone had come to my site after searching on AOL Netfind for the phrase i’am a guy and i peeled off my penis. Apparently,...

Prisons are big business and now, in these recessionary times, have to downsize like any other business. Facing a cash crunch, the States simply can’t affo rd to transfer as much cash to the...

This local paper just about summed it up.

RobotWisdom pointed out that this Onion piece from wayback was weirdly prophetic: George W. Bush assured the nation in a televised address Tuesday that “our long national nightmare of peace and prosperity is finally...

So Plastic has this nice story about these anti-Semitic Christian Rapture novels and how amazingly popular they are. Now if only all those damn fundies would get beamed up into outer space or whatever...

Pretty heavy story here that the UN is finalising its report on the recent Afghan Wedding Party Massacre. According to “UN sources”, a special US cleanup team disposed of much of the evidence and...

So maybe there’s some substance behind Michael Jackson’s newfound ethnic heritage and his readiness to battle those Satanic meanies at Sony? According to this story, he’s broke, owes hundreds of million of dollars, is...

The 8th Amendment to the US Constitution inconveniently enough prohibits “cruel and unusual punishment”, including torture. The fact that US investigators have been secretly transferring some of its prisoners to countries that routinely practice...