meehawl all that is solid melts into air, all that is holy is profaned

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Payola

Mokhiber: Ari, in the 2002 election campaign, the Republican Party took in $7.2 million from convicted criminals. Is the President okay with his party taking millions of dollars from convicted criminals? Ari Ari Fleischer:...

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Orwelling It

So now the Bush Gang are trying to do an Orwell on recent history. The fundamental question is, did Saddam Hussein have a weapons program? And the answer is, absolutely. And we gave him...

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Well That’s A Relief!

Australian scientists have shown that the more men masturbate between the ages of 20 and 50, the less likely they are to develop the disease that kills more than half a million men each...

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Dirty Old Ghost Town

San Francisco has been confirmed as the fastest-shrinking city in the US, where the population declined by 1.5% within one 12-month period last year. SF is shrinking faster than even Flint, Michigan! Having been...

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A Rising Tide

I said it a few days ago – Cheney is looking more and more like the fall guy and his political rivals have scented blood. Cheney’s managed to weasel out of various previous corruption...

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NWA – Nuns With Attitude

Dressed in white mop-up suits, with “Citizens Weapons Inspection Team” printed on the back and “Disarmament Specialists” on the front, Dominican Sisters Ardeth Platte, Carol Gilbert and Jackie Hudson entered Minuteman III silo N-8...

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My Head’s Spinning

So with the King out of the country, the courtiers are scrambling over each other to ascribe blame for the Uranium Forgeries. The CIA are blaming Blair, Blair says he has the real thing,...