Shocking, I’m sure. I’d have held out for a PS2, at least. Rumours that Microsoft have promised to deliver three XBoxes for every baby are, of course, spurious.

So we went to see the Bond movie, with everyone’s favourite Irishman–In-Denial, Pierce Brosnan, doing his best Kris Kristoffersen impersonation. Lots of explosions, gadgets, bizarrly promiscuous people who quip as they fuck. But the...

A veritable classic. A definite Darwin candidate.

So I read about this huge security hole MS have found in basically all Windows machines prior to XP. Even if you apply the patch to these machines, they can be silently reinfected through...

Notorious child lover Michael Jackson and some reckless child endangerment. The public flaunting by this questionable man of his peculiar behaviour towards children never ceases to amaze me. It’s amazing what the rich get...

Also known as film accounting.

There were five girls and the makeup artist in the limo. The makeup artist got carsick and threw up all over the limo. We were all gagging, feeling sick. Some of the girls had...

So apparently some of the the looting in the WTC during the terrorist attack was done by uniformed emergency people?!?!

So when Jeffrey Jones (56) from Ferris Bueller has sex with a 17-year-old, it’s illegal and he gets busted. But when Mick Jagger (59) is trying to have sex with a 17-year-old, it’s just...

Article only, no pictures. Drat. Apparently the disease, Fournier’s Gangrene, is an “idiopathic scrotal gangrene” that remains a mystery. Some might say it’s the worst luck in the world? Anyway, here’s a real picture...