Icky! Missing man found dead in hospital after a month. Maybe they need to fire some janitors?

The humourless buffoons who own the James Bond movie franchise have finally woken up and realised that Mike Myers has been (shock! horror!) taking the royal piss out of them. They’ve decided to injunct...

So prospective jurors in the White-Supremacist-Dogs-Ate-The-Lesbian trial have to explain their feelings as to sexual relations between individuals and animals. Ewwwwwww!

Also: Bush Utters Intelligent Thought The teacher who claimed he was “orally raped” by one of his students has beat the rap. Well, kind of. Earlier here.

Hrm, ban a substance and its rate of use “surges”. I am so not surprised by this. Who’d heard of Ecstasy before the US DEA banned it in 1987? Then within a year it’s...

Stem cells found in adults. This is huge.

Found some great evidence of how stupid Dick Cheney actually is… Well, too stupid to be a General, it seems, but easily intelligent enough to be VP. Meanwhile, he thinks the last powerful President...

Pig gets spinach DNA inserted “to produce healthier pork”. With the ongoing failure of the DNA Central Dogma, this is unwise pollution.

Taking tips from the Taliban regarding the proper treatment of venerated icons, Ashcroft puts a Burkha on Justice Dept statues.

VP Cheney is now being sued by GAO/Congress to release Enron papers. Why is he so frightened?