So along comes Christmastime every year and suddenly TV and malls and department stores are full of fattish guys with beards (some fake, some not) pimping stuff. They must pull in serious cash for...

Did a little Usenet page, and a page about Carasso!

I liked this. After the old Dancing Baby, it’s the Dancing Alien.

Never noticed much difference in oral sex from people with or without piercings — it’s all about technique. But that doesn’t stop people going for it.

Beware of murderous goth internet nerd cutters with swords — always good advice. Hulbert’s “coven,” it appears, was a ragtag group of young men and women who apparently delved into the mystical. They read...

Cheney’s wife publishing lists of academics and others involved in “anti-American” activities.

Pee inspectors in Swaziland… San Francisco badly needs these.

Hello? It’s been known for ages that the anthrax used in the letter campaign was US Army issue. Why is this suddenly a surprise to media?

Teacher “kisses” girl in locker room, but this involved pants being down, and was caught on surveillance tape. Teacher claims she spontaneously disrobed. Uh-huh. Related here.

Oh no! The EU has been suckered by the US into the more dangerous peacekeeping role in Afghanistan. Or maybe not.