300 Naked Women chase biologists? A Benny Hill sketch for the 21st century?

Rotten! Actually, the last two articles came from Rotten.com News portal, which has lots of excellent stuff that doesn’t repeat the same tired old war and racist and anti-war and anti-racist stuff.

No way! In the hours after 911, people were robbing the stores in the WTC underground mall?

Airlines “have successfully resisted many critical, sometimes costly security improvements … Security systems at major airports are so porous that the government’s own agents routinely sneak handguns and mock bombs through checkpoints staffed by...

ROBOT ROACHES!!!! Isn’t anyone terrified by this at all? What’s next, roaches with FOUR ASSES?!?!?!?!?

So they didn’t really ban those songs. It was a hoax, or rather, a media out-of-control spin thing. But why didn’t anyone add The Cure’s Killing An Arab to the list? Self-explanatory I guess.

Now this is more like it. The Mystery of BUNGLE’S HEAD CHANGES!!!!!!!! And not forgetting, Bungle in drag.

“September 2000, as Ariel Sharon, accompanied by a thousand armed paramilitaries, trudges to Jerusalem�s holiest Muslim site to demonstrate Israel�s exclusive sovereignty … Sharon�s stunt predictably provoked Arab riots, which the Israelis suppressed brutally....

I’d love to get paid to write stupidities for the New York Post. On second thoughts, maybe not. “Everyone with a gripe against Israel or America has joined the orgy in the guise of...

Catholic madness still alive and well in Ireland — how people can write about concepts such as “original sin” without being judged psychologically suspect astounds me sometimes. Organized religion is little more than consensual...