SUVs Total Tuvalu

So farewell then, Tuvalu, we hardly knew ye. This small Pacific bunch of islands punched above its weight a few years ago by selling it’s .tv internet domain name suffix to a San Francisco company for $50m. Now the party is definitely over, though, because burning fossil fuels has finally risen sea levels enough to overwhelm the low-lying islands and the entire population are to become eco refugees. Australia, having traditionally racist immigration policies, has refused them sanctuary so it now appears they are going to settle in New Zealand.

And rising temperatures are throwing Inuit corpses out of their permafrost graves. Shades of Poltergeist!