all that is solid melts into air, all that is holy is profaned

Ejaculating Hippos Keep Floating Through My Mind

by mike · 2001-11-07

Each time my wife initiates sex, these ejaculating hippos keep floating through my mind

So this guy’s job is giving hand jobs to zoo animals. This is, apparently, where a life sciences degree gets you these days.

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