Q-Tip Adventures

This really sucks. My right ear is still kind of blocked. It felt weird on Saturday morning so, ignoring the warning on the box, I manoeuvred a Q-Tip in really deep and dug around. That seemed to make matters worse. You have to stop the Q-tip when there’s resistance!. Now everything sounds kind of fuzzy in my right ear – as if it was blocked from pressure or water. Holding my nose and blowing hard feels like the right thing to do and produces that reassuring popping sensation but… no go. Still fuzzy afterwards. Will I have to go to a doctor for that disgusting earwax draining thing they do? Or will it clear itself up given a few days? Tell me!