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I’ll Have One God To Go, Please

by mike · 2002-02-25

What does a busy killing machine need on the road? Why, a Containerized Chapel.

The CC contains a wide range of religious support equipment and supplies for Protestant, Catholic, Jewish and Muslim personnel. Protestant and Catholic equipment includes lecterns, an altar, linens, candlesticks, a cross, a crucifix, offering plates, communion sets, and several versions of the Bible. Jewish and Muslim supplies include chaplain kits, yarmulkes, kufis, kimaras, prayer mats, Torahs and Korans. A portable PA system, digital hymnal, electronic keyboard and hymnals provide for music during services.

There’s also, of course, the Containerized Latrine. What a thoughtful army, providing warm prefabs where people can expel their guilt, then their faeces, in total comfort.

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