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History Rhyming

So I read in the Guardian that the US-installed Karzai controls little of Afghanistan beyond his presidential palace in Kabul. Meanwhile, the traditional north/south ethnic divide in Afghanistan is spilling over into renewed conflict and assassination. The US avoided garrison duty, and now the British are desperately trying to convince the Turks to take this hot potato. They are refusing.

Reading about increasingly-embattled Karzai remindes me a lot of Vietnam and Generals Thieu and Thé. I read that US warplanes are actively bombing the opposition forces in Afghanistan. And then, fortuitously, I came across this article:

In Vietnam, the United States pursued its interests, as it perceived them, throughout; and as its perceptions changed, so did its allegiances, as any great power’s would. The rest was rhetoric … What political lessons can we learn from this tangle? First, great powers are fickle, and only care about themselves, not their small allies of opportunity, the Generals Thieu and Thé of the present and future. Then again, there is no such thing as a trustworthy surrogate: they have wills of their own, aims that may coincide with their protectors’ only in the short term, and an alarming ability to drag great powers into their quarrels and to change sides when the dollars dry up.

Earlier here.

Muslims Hate Us Because Their Culture Is Backward and Corrupt

Sometimes rags like the Wall Street Journal manage to publish something that’s so spectacularly conceited it takes my breath away.

Europeans, not Ottomans, colonized central and southern Africa, Asia and the Pacific and the Americas–and not merely because of their Atlantic ports or ocean ships but rather because of their longstanding attitudes and traditions about scientific inquiry, secular thought, free markets and individual ingenuity and spontaneity.

I Who Am the Sultan of Sultans

I liked this extensive history of Islam. What a cool way to rub the nose of the King of France into the dust.

I who am the Sultan of Sultans, the sovereign of sovereigns, the dispenser of crowns to the monarchs on the face of the earth, the shadow of God on Earth, the Sultan and sovereign lord of the White Sea and of the Black Sea, of Rumelia and of Anatolia, of Karamania, of the land of Rum, of Zulkadria, of Diyarbekir, of Kurdistan, of Aizerbaijan, of Persia, of Damascus, of Aleppo, of Cairo, of Mecca, of Medina, of Jerusalem, of all Arabia, of Yemen and of many other lands which my noble fore-fathers and my glorious ancestors (may Allah light up their tombs!) conquered by the force of their arms and which my August Majesty has made subject to my flaming sword and my victorious blade, I, Sultan Suleiman Khan, son of Sultan Selim, son of Sultan Bayezid: To thee, who art Francis, King of the land of France.

Anyway, Tariq Ali explores how the advancement of democracy and secularization within Islamic countries has been resisted, first by Islam’s own theocratic despots, then by Western powers eager to centralise control within a small handpicked cadre.

It was the discovery of black gold underneath the Arabian desert that provided the old religion with the means and wherewithal to revive its culture while Britain created new sultans and emirs to safeguard their newest and most precious commodity. Throughout the 20th century, the West, to safeguard its own economic interests, supported the most backward, despotic and reactionary survivals from the past, helping to defeat all forms of secularism.

They Fight Crime

He’s an ungodly one-eyed Republican astronaut who must take medication to keep him sane.
She’s a scantily clad wisecracking vampire who dreams of becoming Elvis.

They fight crime!

The 20th Century Was the Most Murderous in Recorded History

The 20th century was the most murderous in recorded history. The total number of deaths caused by or associated with its wars has been estimated at 187m, the equivalent of more than 10% of the world’s population in 1913 … The period from 1914 to 1945 can be regarded as a single “30 years’ war” interrupted only by a pause in the 1920s … This was followed, almost immediately, by some 40 years of cold war, which conformed to Hobbes’s definition of war as consisting “not in battle only or the act of fighting, but in a tract of time wherein the will to contend by battle is sufficiently known”.

If The Girls Had Been Dogs The Police Would Have Done More

So this rich pig farmer went on a killing spree in Vancouver. because he was killing hookers, the police didn’t really care, even when stabbed and bleeding prostitutes escaped running in terror from his pig farm.