Fat Apron

New word of the day! Fat apron! And a lesson in the limits of positive self image. Sometimes, you also need surgery.

Imagine trying to get around with a 110-pound belly pack. That’s an amazing amount of weight … what does a 1,200-pound person eat? “Anything and everything I could get my hands on,” Jeannette said. “I would eat until I was so full I was sick. Then an hour later, I would be stuffing my face again.” .. Today, she’s 5 feet, 2 inches tall and weighs 435 pounds.

800 down, 200 more to go! I notice that obesity is a communicable disease. Most of her kids and grandkids mentioned in the article are grotesquely obese as well.