Polyps A Go Go And Impending Presidential Flatulence

What is it about Republicans and polyps? Reagan was infested with him, mostly in his nose I understand, and apparently King Bush’s rectum is riddled with them. Is it bad diet or what? All those brandy and cigars in back rooms? So they are going to shove a video camera up Bush’s arse. Now that’s a view of the Prez that they’ll never show the White House Press Lackeys. I understand that common side-effects include bloating and gassing. I wonder if Massive Presidential Flatulence has ever affected negotiations adversely? I watched him give a nebulous speech about Worldcon with Evil Eyes Blair sitting right next him, kind of leaning in to try and be in the camera frame. If he tries that again maybe Bush’s let one loose right in his face. Tony Blair’s composure rattled by farts, that would be something to see.

What if they find something that needs to be cut out? Who gets to keep Bush’s polyps afterward? Will they be sent to the National Archives for future generations to marvel at? Or will they somehow reach the black market. I wonder how much they would fetch on eBay as Presidential memorabilia? So many people seem to want to spend an inordinate amount of time with their heads stuck up politician’s arses, it makes sense they’d like to keep some sort of colonic souvenir.

Apparently Evil Cheney will only be grasping the reins of power for an hour or so… I wonder will he be praying for some sort of colon perforation? With his bad ticker it’s unlikely he’ll outlast Bush so these polyps could be his last, best hope for ABSOLUTE POWER.