Monthly Archive: September 2002

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Goodness Gracious Great Balls Of Ice

So this Spanish g uy has a theory that i ncreased a tmospheric flu ctuations due to global warming are responsible for an increase in the frequency a nd mass of random falling blocks...

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Big Feet Let Down

So Barbara spotted that diligent researchers have conclusively established that there’s no correlation between shoe size and penis size.

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Online!

So I plugged in the DSL router thingy and instantly got 1400/680 connection speeds from the naffly named Cyberonic, a WorldCom reseller. This is incredible! Twice as much porn! Twice as many MP3s! Now...

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Offline Blues

So the time has come to shut down the old DSL… Here’s hoping the new one is up and running soon!

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Iraq – The Day After

Here’s a nice short piece on the likely aftermath of a US invasion of Iraq: civil war, mass slaughter and rape, and probably a pro-Iranian Iraqi regime.

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All Over Bar The Shouting

So we finally moved the bulk of our stuff this weekend, thanks to superlative assistance from a small army of people who turned up and helped out. We have established our beach-head in the...

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Revenge Of The Calamari

So apparently Giant Squids are taking over the planet. Unwittingly, us human dupes have been warming the oceans and killing off whales so successfully that now Architeuthis Dux is breeding out of control. In...