Back On A Bestiality Tip

I haven’t had one of these for a while, but both of these were too good to pass up:

A wife has filed for divorce after catching her husband having sex with a frozen chicken. Shocked Jean Curtis, 47, claims ex-military cop Ian was clad in a blouse and rubber stockings as he lay on the sofa with the bird.

A man of 81 was filmed by police having sex � with a herd of cows. Pervert Stan Balderson was seen running from cow to cow wearing only a T-shirt, tennis shoes and sunglasses.

Sadly, both of these gems are from The Sun, which is probably even less reliable than dear old Waiwai. All in all, either of these guys gives The Goat Guy a run for his money. The Sun really likes these animal sex stories.