Too Many Lawyers To Hang

So me and Lisa had to go to a wedding Saturday, which was nicely done — Christian ceremony then a trad Korean tea ceremony. But what was a bit frightening was that the two people getting married were lawyers, and all their college lawyer friends and workplace lawyer friends were there. There must have been a hundred lawyers and us… the only non-litigatious people in the room. I was expecting to get sued to smithereens at any moment.