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Foetus As Parasite Means Lots Of Sex

So apparently human foetuses expend more energy developing their brain than any other animal. This causes
problems because the foetal placenta has to aggressively invade the maternal body, seeking nourishment. And this should trigger a more violent immune reaction than often seems to emerge. The secret? Lots of sex! Frequent infusions of male sperm — with its invader genes — conditions the female immune system to respond less violently to the foetus, which contains half of this foreign DNA.

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Schnorrer und Narren

This is a magisterial review by the NY Review of Books of the historical process behind the divison of Palestine between Jewish immigrants and the (mostly) Muslim and Christian natives, and how these groups evolved into the Israelis, the Israeli Arabs, and the Palestinians.

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Sticker Shock!

So I was looking at how much houses near where we live sell for… It’s not a pretty sight. The same nosy site also tells me that the “Median Household Income” in my area is $45,472. Something is obviously very broken with house prices here.

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Woman Sells Baby For Two PlayStations

Shocking, I’m sure. I’d have held out for a PS2, at least. Rumours that Microsoft have promised to deliver three XBoxes for every baby are, of course, spurious.

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Die Another Dayglo

So we went to see the Bond movie, with everyone’s favourite Irishman–In-Denial, Pierce Brosnan, doing his best Kris Kristoffersen impersonation. Lots of explosions, gadgets, bizarrly promiscuous people who quip as they fuck. But the resemblance to the Austin Powers movies was completed when the Bad Guy starts threatening the world with, yes, a Big Frickin’ Space “Laser” that projects glowing death down to the earth in glorious cinematic dayglo.

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Man Pumps Gas With Lit Cig, Goes Up In Flames, Dies

A veritable classic. A definite Darwin candidate.

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Next NIMDA Imminent

So I read about this huge security hole MS have found in basically all Windows machines prior to XP. Even if you apply the patch to these machines, they can be silently reinfected through a trusted MS-originated ActiveX control. So the MS solution is to remove Microsoft itself from your list of trusted providers. What’s really scary about this bug is that it affects servers and clients (browsers). This is exactly the kind of dual vulnerability that allowed Code Red and NIMDA to be so successful.

I note from the Microsoft press release itself how best to secure your Windows PC: The simplest way is to make sure you have no trusted publishers, including Microsoft. This was and is the whole beef MS claim to have with Sun’s Java-based approach to distributed computing. In Java, programs are assumed to be hostile until the JVM checks them rigorously for safety. Only then does it let them out of the “sandbox” to gain access to critical system functions. But the old ActiveX (and new-but-same .NET) approach was to use crummy code, weird-ass programming, and generally stinky and cheap quality control but allow organizations to digitally sign the programs. And so Windows machines will just blindly run any signed COM/.NET object,which gives them a 20-30% speed increase over Java objects. And this whole silly “trusted source” paradigm is what they are trying to use to take over the home entertainment and leisure markets with Palladium.

But now MS seems to be saying that no COM objects should be trusted, even ones direct from Microsoft. Actually, it strikes me that a perhaps ulterior motive here for MS recommending that everyone should distrust all COM objects, from all sources, is that MS doesn’t want to appear as the only crappy publisher. They could have told people just to distrust MS-signed objects, and left everyone else’s alone. But then they’d appear singly incompetent, so instead of blaming the organization and the people, they decide to blame the technology instead. It must be tough to spin the truth working for Microsoft PR.

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Love Me Or I Drop The Kid!

Notorious child lover Michael Jackson and some reckless child endangerment. The public flaunting by this questionable man of his peculiar behaviour towards children never ceases to amaze me. It’s amazing what the rich get away with.

More Michael Jackson here.

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Martian Accounting

Also known as film accounting.

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Bits The Bachelor Left Out

There were five girls and the makeup artist in the limo. The makeup artist got carsick and threw up all over the limo. We were all gagging, feeling sick. Some of the girls had vomit on their legs. But the worst thing was that we were under strict orders not to speak to one another… We had to pull over. The driver tried to clean it up. Because, you know, on the show, the limo pulls up to Aaron’s house and there couldn’t be vomit all over the side of the car.

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