US Takes Only Copy Of Iraq Weapons Report
Promises To “Make A Copy” For Other Security Council Members
Yes it reads like an Onion headline but David pointed out the rather incredible third paragraph of this story:
Deputy Russian Ambassador Gennady Gatilov said the United States had taken the council’s lone copy to Washington where it would make duplicates for distribution to the four other powerful council members.
What the hell? Are there no photocopying machines in the UN? I heard there was a budget crisis but this seems a little extreme.
You can relax on this one, Mike.
The U.N.’s a hotbed of spies.
You can be sure every major power
has a copy of this report.
I WANT MY COPY!!!!!!!
I took ie when I got the mail. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!