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It’s All About the Euros

So David sent me this sweet little summary of the >currency co
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causus belli i> and astonishgly high levels of domestic dissent and anti-war support — the Bush Gang is so eager to topple Saddam and why “old Europe” is so eager for this not to happen. In 2000 Iraq switched from US Dollars to EU Euros as its oil currency, effectively enlarging the Euro asset base considerably. Apparently, Iran is also considering switching from $ to ?. Although the dollar has already depreciated by nearly 20% against the Euro over the past year or so, if Iran and other OPEQ countries switch to Euro-denominated oil, then this would immediately cause a huge asset deflation of the Dollar. This in turn could lead to non-oil assets being withdrawn from dollar denomination and switched to Euros. A depreciation of around 50% would not be unusual — indeed UK Sterling suffered a sequence of more rapid and massive jolts in the decades after WW2 as the American Empire replaced the British Empire and the Dollar replaced Sterling as the currency of trade.

So in geopolitical terms it’s necessary for the US to very publicly, very visibly put the Big Smackdown on the first client oil state to make a clean break from US monetary hegemony. And it also explains why the Germans and French, never previously really noted for their humanitarian concerns (think of Germany/Balkans and France/Rwanda/IvoryCoast most recently), suddenly seem to be coming over like choirboys. And of course the UK, possessing the only major European currency outside the Euro monetary system and intimately tied to the US Dollar (because of its oil production and investment links), and Tony Blair are the only significant Powers supporting Bush’s preemptive attack.

I note in closing that one other significant country recently decided to switch from Dollars to Euros for oil trading: North Korea (2002-12-7). If Iran does switch then the entire Axis of Evil is now backing the Euro system, which should give those Treaty-Of-Rome-Antichrist-Mark-Of-The-Beast Nuts something to chew on.

The effect of an OPEC switch to the euro would be that oil-consuming nations would have to flush dollars out of their (central bank) reserve funds and replace these with euros. The dollar would crash anywhere from 20-40% in value and the consequences would be those one could expect from any currency collapse and massive inflation (think Argentina currency crisis, for example). You’d have foreign funds stream out of the U.S. stock markets and dollar denominated assets, there’d surely be a run on the banks much like the 1930s, the current account deficit would become unserviceable, the budget deficit would go into default, and so on. Your basic 3rd world economic crisis scenario.

The United States economy is intimately tied to the dollar’s role as reserve currency. This doesn’t mean that the U.S. couldn’t function otherwise, but that the transition would have to be gradual to avoid such dislocations (and the ultimate result of this would probably be the U.S. and the E.U. switching roles in the global economy).

It would appear that any attempt by OPEC member states in the Middle East or Latin America to transition to the euro as their oil transaction currency standard shall be met with either overt U.S. military actions or covert U.S. intelligence agency interventions. Under the guise of the perpetual “war on terror” the Bush administration is manipulating the American people about the unspoken but very real macroeconomic reasons for this upcoming war with Iraq. This war in Iraq will have nothing to with any threat from Saddam’s old WMD program. This war will be over the global currency of oil.

James Frey Puts the Smackdown on Dave Eggers

So James Frey has one or two things to say about Dave Eggers and his A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius:

A book that I thought was mediocre was being hailed as the best book written by the best writer of my generation … Fuck that. And fuck him and fuck anybody that says that. I don?t give a fuck what they think of me. I?m going to try to write the best book of my generation and I?m going to try to be the best writer … And maybe I?ll fall flat on my fucking face but I?ll fall flat on my fucking face trying to do it.

I await his much ballyhooed A Million Little Pieces with interest… I wonder if it reads as pleasantly as his dialogue.

Latest Moron Tax

So I read about this latest mutation of the venerable Ponzi Scheme: Matrix Websites that sell positions at the top of the pyramid to people for hundreds of dollars, disguised as “ebooks” or $500 CDs. These venial morons even have their own bulletin boards where they try to boost their rankings by suckering other people into the scam. Some of the websites even seem to have been written by morons, but sadly this is not the case. They just know their target audience. Some of the would-be scamsters have even had semi-cold feet, while others obviously feel the long arm of the law reaching for them and are trying to cash out as quickly as possible. But there are still many more of them, and they are even pimping for new suckers on Fleabay. Sadly I fear this new bozo invasion will get worse before it gets better and we’ll be seeing a plague of annoying pop-under adverts for these, just as we did for those dumb 100%-rebate pyramid sites last year before they got the smackdown.

In a horrible, startling way of course, these kinds of new media Ponzi Schemes are a weird low-rent version of the Net Bubble and feature much the same hype, boosterism, and self-delusion.

Inversion Pollution

So my dear friend Roger Carasso has started his own blog. Maybe this means he’ll have less time to post comments here? I think of all the people I have ever talked to, his worldview and mine are most diametrically opposed. And yet he’s a pretty smart guy. And yet I’m a reasonably smart guy. But we can’t both be “right”, can we? Proof that intelligence is no defence against delusion.

Electric Scooter Redux


So I was reminded by someone to check out the earlier failed electric scooter Segway predecessors, especially Clive Sinclair’s C5. I actually saw one of these joyless little machines once, buzzing along the road beside me at a brisk walking pace, and was out of my mind with joy. But I was only 13: young, dumb, and full of come… and easily excitable. What’s their excuse?

SBC: ALL YOUR BUTTON ARE BELONG TO US

So according to Cringely, SBC are now trying to extract money from websites that use active buttons to refresh content. I kid you not, they claim SBC now possesses a patent that gives them a piece of the action from, well, basically every website in the world with button bar navigation. Good luck with that! I think SBC will have as much luck enforcing this patent as did BT when it tried to claim that it owned hyperlinking.

Before it gets dismissed, of course, their legal blue meanies will cause as much damage and sabotage as they can. They’ve already tried leaning on one website - a bunch of people that sell kids’ educational toys. Their attractiveness is undoubtedly based on the fact that they’re a small outfit with minimal legal resources and their website uses a lot of buttons along the top bar.

Before The Web

So apparently the stuff I used to do (multimedia) has officially become creaky enough to be catalogued in museums. Apparently, this is a _vital_ pre-broadband era where some of the first widely available ideas of ‘virtual reality’ and cinema-quality 3D graphics for the home were being explored. I still have some original Voyager Company multimedia CD-ROMs and although getting them to work on recent operating systems is indeed a chore, they are true works of art. With basically no consumer-level broadband, the goal was to use the CD-ROM’s 650MB (in those days an almost unimaginably huge amount!) to transfer and retail what we now recognize as thematic websites.

SF Bon Mot

So I read this, and I wrote this, and someone responded with this, so I wrote this:

this is an account of the Future History sub-genre only.

So Brian Aldiss’s Galaxies Like Grains of Sand is not “future history”?

And Sam Delany’s Trouble on Triton: An Ambiguous Heterotopia is not “future history”?

And Greg Egan’s Permutation City is not “future history”?

And Ken McLeod’s The Cassini Division is not “future history”?

Interesting… but incorrect. Let’s not kid ourselves, SF is not really about embarassing ourselves by trying to predict the future (that’s why we have futurists), but instead it’s about holding up a metaphorical mirror to contemporary social trends. By choosing to ignore or elide around enormous swathes of left-of-centre polemic and fiction, the US-centric, Gersback/Heinlein influenced “scientification” constructs an ideological homogenization filter that seeks to whitewash the genre while directing social trends concordantly.

In this SF is distinct from many other genres, which seek to influence (whether consciously or unconsciously) current social trends by reflecting on an idealized metaphor of the past, whether recent or distant. SF just flips this mirror around.

Taking It All Too Seriously

Some people take this Google thing altogether too seriously.

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Thanks to Jay for this one… Jerry Springer is considering running for election as a Senator from Ohio. I know Lisa will be pleased.