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Mmmm, This IS A Tasty Burger!

by mike · 2003-04-28

No pulp fiction here when a guy chomped down on a Burger King Whopper and got a mouth full of poo. He’s suing, of course.

“I took a bite out of it,” the truck driver told the jury. “It tasted funny. I started to get sick, and I ran to the bathroom and threw up.” … “I took the top bun off it. I saw something brown mixed in with the fixings of the burger. It smelled real bad. It smelled like crap. It looked like something … how can I phrase this? … like you’re going to use the bathroom.” King took the hamburger to the Greenbrier County Health Department for testing. Laboratory analyst Ron Ramirez testified it had a high fecal coliform content.

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