Cough Cough

I have to face facts, after several days of hoping I just had a common cold, the symptoms have not gone away and I now realise I am infected with the damn influenza virus. Fever, chills, fatigue, muscle pain, loss of appetite, air passage constriction, slight photophobia, nausea. I hate flu, every single time there’s an epidemic I catch it. Apparently the stats say around 20% of people every year catch it, but I guess I am supremely vulnerable to all flu mutations. When the next Pandemic hits I am a goner.