Monthly Archive: October 2004

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Islamic Pimpernel

They seek him here, they seek him there, they seek Zarqawi everywhere… It seems to me as the search for “Zarqawi” has become a convenient cover for the current low-level civil war being waged...

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Creeping Infiltration

During my cell biology class today I sat behind two women who kept chatting about intelligent design, and how there simply *had* to be some supernatural force at work. They called it “God”. I...

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Half-Breed Killer Apes From Deepest Congo!!!

Scientists believe they have discovered a new group of giant apes in the jungles of central Africa. The animals, with characteristics of both gorillas and chimpanzees, have been sighted in the north of the...

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Making Democracy Safe

This is a tough story to find because so little media are covering it. The second US Presidential debate held last nigth was funded by $2m of Arizona State taxpayer dollars. Apparently Arizona State...

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Jags

The Wall Street Journal earlier this year sent samples of coffee from Starbucks, 7-Eleven, and Dunkin’ Donuts to Central Analytical Laboratories. The lab reported that a 16-ounce Starbucks house blend coffee contained 223 milligrams...