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Islamic Pimpernel

They seek him here, they seek him there, they seek Zarqawi everywhere…

It seems to me as the search for “Zarqawi” has become a convenient cover for the current low-level civil war being waged in Iraq by the US-supported Baghdad government against some of the regional separatist insurrections. Here’s what one of the Fallujah negotiators. Hatem Maddab, had to say on the subject:

We want to know what proof there is that Zarqawi is in Fallujah … Zarqawi is like the weapons of mass destruction that America invaded Iraq for … We hear about that name (Zarqawi), but he is not here. More than 20 or 30 homes have been bombarded because of this Zarqawi and his followers but only women, children and the elderly have been affected.

Hmmmm. Sounds like Fallujah has some articulate people with definite opinions. What would be the best way to move forward? Why, arrest them of course, then continue to bombard the densely populated city’s slum housing from the air because, as you know, this has always worked before.

U.S. forces have arrested a Sunni Muslim cleric who was acting as the chief negotiator in talks to end an impasse between the Iraqi government and militants controlling Fallujah.

Having now detained all the possible peacemakers, what to do next? Why, deny that you have detained them under martial law, naturally.

The US military vehemently denied Friday that it had arrested a senior member of a delegation from the rebel Iraqi city of Fallujah that had been mediating a truce with the government. “We have not detained this gentleman,” a marine statement said, referring to Sheikh Khaled Hamoud.

So that’s settled. The peacemakers have been disappeared and the bombings can continue until morale improves. But wait, what if these slippery customers can actually convince people they are sincere? Time for the disappeared to reappear!

U.S. forces released the negotiator representing Fallujah on Monday after detaining him for three days … Khalid Hamoud Jumaili, said he had denied US accusations during questioning that he represents the insurgents. He described his detention as a setback, but said an agreement was still possible if U.S. forces “are sincere with us.”

Just another demonstration of half-arsed bad policy making in Iraq. The intelligence of the current US strategy strikes me as classic desperate colonial racism. To take an analogy, what if the British response to PIRA terrorism in the 1980s and 1980s had been not to do good policework and cell penetration but, instead, to casually and repeatedly bomb Derry and Belfast from the air based on hunches and semi-random spurious tips from individuals with axes to grind. Of course they could state that their aim was to extra-judicially kill the PIRA Chief of Staff but, you know, cities are a big target and cautious people are very small and probably not actually where you expect them to be. So they would probably have used massive bombs, just as the Pentagon does today, that annihilate several hundred square metres in one blast. Of course, some civlians would probably die as well, but they were in areas full of known “sympathisers” with terrorism so they were probably guilty of something.

Of course the British did not actually do this and neither Derry nor Belfast were subjected to weeks and months of random bombing. And neither, for that matter, were New York, Boston, or Washington, where pseudo-religious Irish-American “charities” and terrorist sympathisers channelled funding and support to the Irish terrorists.

No, the reason why the people in Derry and Belfast were spared collective punishment, and the reason why the people in Fallujah must constantly live in fear of being instantly vapourised or crushed by masonry comes down to race. The Irish, whatever their terrorist proclivities, were white, and thus due some consideration, respect, and negotiation. The people in Fallujah are, well, you know, duskier of skin and a little swarthy and, well, you know, fundamentally Arab. So they are all probably a little guilty of something. So obviously, that’s why it’s okay to randomly bomb them from the air.

Atkins Diet Breakthrough

New data on effectiveness of Atkins Diet: it sure does let you shed weight quickly!

Atkins Success

Creeping Infiltration

During my cell biology class today I sat behind two women who kept chatting about intelligent design, and how there simply *had* to be some supernatural force at work. They called it “God”. I prefer “the big pink invisible bunny that lives in my shoe”. Try it. Whenever anyone talks about “God”, simply substitute the phrase “the big pink invisible bunny that lives in my shoe” for “God” and see how much sense they are making.

That got me thinking. “Intelligent Design” is demonstrably unfalsifiable, because proof of this would deny faith, and hence the existence of “the big pink invisible bunny that lives in my shoe”. All real science is falsifiable. Of course, there are pathological instances when a wobbly theory mutates endlessly thanks to a desire of its adherents to avoid loss of ego. In these cases, it seems no amount of novel, re-contextualised or contradictory data can remove the non-doubts of its adherents, so you just have to wait for them to die off. Of course, you may get a few entertaining scraps and revelations along the way.

Half-Breed Killer Apes From Deepest Congo!!!

Scientists believe they have discovered a new group of giant apes in the jungles of central Africa. The animals, with characteristics of both gorillas and chimpanzees, have been sighted in the north of the Democratic Republic of Congo. According to local villagers, the apes are ferocious, and even capable of killing lions … “Four suddenly came rushing out of the bush towards me,” [Williams] told New Scientist. “If this had been a bluff charge, they would have been screaming to intimidate us. These guys were quiet. And they were huge. They were coming in for the kill”.

Half-breed killer apes in the Congo? Hmmm, Why does that sound so… familiarly lurid?

Facts Concerning the Late Arthur Jermyn and His Family by HP Lovecraft.

Life is a hideous thing, and from the background behind what we know of it peer daemoniacal hints of truth which make it sometimes a thousandfold more hideous. Science, already oppressive with its shocking revelations, will perhaps be the ultimate exterminator of our human species — if separate species we be–for its reserve of unguessed horrors could never be borne by mortal brains if loosed upon the world. If we knew what we are, we should do as Sir Arthur Jermyn did; and Arthur Jermyn soaked himself in oil and set fire to his clothing one night. No one placed the charred fragments in an urn or set a memorial to him who had been; for certain papers and a certain boxed object were found which made men wish to forget. Some who knew him do not admit that he ever existed.

Earlier here.

Making Democracy Safe

This is a tough story to find because so little media are covering it. The second US Presidential debate held last nigth was funded by $2m of Arizona State taxpayer dollars. Apparently Arizona State law explicitly proevents public officials from spending money to promote any parties. The Libertarian Party obtained a court order for an injunction to allow their candidate to particpate in the debate because to do otherwise would amount to an illegal subsidy for both the Democratic and the Republican parties. Basically, a free 90-minute campign advert.

So what happened when Michael Badnarik, the Libertarian candidate, turned up at the debate with his court papers and attempted to serve them? He got arrested, handcuffed, and locked up for the night. Oh, and the cops also banged up the Green Party candidate, David Cobb, as well for good measure.

Democracy is safe yet again from troubling dissent.

Jags

The Wall Street Journal earlier this year sent samples of coffee from Starbucks, 7-Eleven, and Dunkin’ Donuts to Central Analytical Laboratories. The lab reported that a 16-ounce Starbucks house blend coffee contained 223 milligrams of caffeine, compared with 174 and 141 milligrams in comparable amounts of Dunkin’ Donuts and 7-Eleven coffee, respectively. According to the Journal, the average Starbucks coffee drink contains 320 milligrams of caffeine.

One of the big findings in the 1990s during the assault on Big Tobacco was how decades ago the companies knowingly and with purpose began secretly adding extra nicotine to their tobacco products, thereby increasing their addictive potential. And coincidentally eliminating their defence that they were merely making a “natural” product but were in fact manufacturing and distributing a synthetic drug product.

Why is Starbucks’ coffee so much stronger in caffeine than any other brewed coffee?

Earlier here.

GOP Issues Video

This is pretty good.