Slate has a story about an apparently racist “Nogger Black” bar (black on the outside!) being sold in Sweden by a Unliver subsidiary. Which reminded me of “Golly Bars“, AKA Golliwog Bars. These were a staple of growing up in Dublin that Unilever (through its subsidiary HB in Ireland) sold as a vaguely ice-cream-textured treat with an ugly blackface wrapper. What the fuck is up with Unliver anyway? In later years, HB/Unilever changed the “Golly Bar” and abstracted the blackface into a rather impressionist design to try to obfuscate the Golliwog’s nasty origins, finally changing completely to some lame polar bear or something. I think possibly my first awareness of racism, and of institutionalised racism, came when I was all of 5 or 6. I was sitting there wondering why some of my ice pops had pictures of dracula, or bunnies, or cows but for the life of me I couldn’t understand why this one had a picture of a person with dark skin who didn’t look very happy at all. I remember asking my parents and getting a vague answer that didn’t satisfy me. I decided to stick to the Dracula Pops, because there was a serious ice pop I could get my teeth into! Besides, HB’s version of “ice cream” bore more of a resemblance to flavoured cardboard than anything else. Just don’t get me started on Minstrels chocolates! And oh yeah, Unlever also does a brisk trade in “skin whitening” creams in many Asian countries where the paler you are, the posher you are, apparently.
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John Cornyn, a rather obnoxious US Senator, has suggested that it’s somehow understandable how *some* people might be driven to kill “activist” Judges who make unpopular decisions. Reminds me of how Stalin solidifed his control of the judiciary in the Soviet Union in the late 1920s…
I’ve just discovered that Dispensationalism (the kooky and dangerously twisted strand of religious fundamentalism unnervingly popular in the United States) was invented by an Irish guy, in Dublin: one John Nelson Darby no less. We’re really sorry. Dispensationalism preaches the fairy-tale notion of “Rapture”, which is a bit like being abducted by aliens or elves, instead this time it’s God. The idea that they will escape a whole lot of shit coming down the pipeline apparently gives many fundamentalist christians licence to abdicate responsibility and let the environment and civil society go to hell because, well, it’s going to turn into hell anyway. Or something like that. Some of the weird “prophecies” within dispensationalism are also to blame for some of the less rational bone-headed foreign policy moves by successive US governments, especially with regards to the Middle East.