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by mike · 2005-07-08

No man likes to have pain shooting up the shaft of his penis … he goes into the bathroom, eases himself onto the toilet, places a length of industrial plastic pipe across his thighs, pulls his penis up and over the pipe and slooooowly cranks it forward, like a winch … Occasionally he will reach for a ruler to measure his gains, and end up double- and triple-checking for an hour because he thinks he calibrated incorrectly. At one point, he was measuring himself so often that the chafing edge of the ruler severed his frenulum, the piece of skin that connects the head to the shaft.

This best way to reassure men with penile concerns is to educate them … Men should know that a normal-sized penis is 1.6 inches or more when flaccid or 2.76 inches when stretched out.

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