all that is solid melts into air, all that is holy is profaned

Polishing the Knob

by mike · 2006-08-25

Elijah [Blue] proceeded to call Paris [Hilton] â€œa sweet girlâ€ while also claiming he wasnâ€™t that interested in her, especially after they had sex. Elijah next said, because he and Paris didnâ€™t use protection when they were together, he ended up using Tilex to clean himself off when they were done in order to avoid contracting any possible diseases from her.

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