Holy Vanishing Magic Foreskin Batman!

Posted on December 20th, 2006 by mike

Not since the Middle Ages, when lopped-off body parts of divine do-gooders were bought, sold, and traded, has relic theft been big news. But the mysterious disappearance of Calcata’s beloved curio is different … It was the foreskin of Jesus Christ, the snipped-off tip of the savior’s penis, the only piece of his body he supposedly left on earth … Some suspect the village priest sold it for a heavenly sum; others say it was stolen by thieves and ended up on the relics black market; some even suggest Satanists or neo-Nazis are responsible. But the most likely culprit is an unlikely one: the Vatican.

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2 Responses to “Holy Vanishing Magic Foreskin Batman!”

  1. Dez // Dec 21, 2006 at 10:11:12

    Euuuuw.

  2. Anonymous // Jan 5, 2007 at 10:11:12

    gilbert gottfried does a great Pope Dracula impression.

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