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[New York] Guys are slathering up their torsos with the hemorrhoid cream Preparation H to make themselves look “ripped” for the ladies … “The way you use it is to take your shirt off and rub it all over yourself before you go to the club … if you want to get [lucky], you have to know how to dance, and if you want girls to dance with you, you have to look ripped” … Preparation H contains a medication called phenylephrine HCL that — when used for the drug’s intended purpose — will shrink the swollen tissues of hemorrhoids. It works by constricting the nearby blood vessels that feed blood and fluid to the area.

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