Turkey Fluffers
Today’s domesticated turkeys are anatomically manipulated to be so heavy and large breasted … that they are now incapable of breeding naturally. Practically all of the turkeys raised commercially in the United States are...
Monthly Archive: November 2008
Porn Grind
Last.FM’s recommendation stream is usually pretty good at finding music I haven’t heard before and might like but every so often it goes crazy. Like a few weeks ago when it suddenly started pushing...
Wasilla Hillbillies
One senior aide said that Nicolle Wallace had told Palin to buy three suits for the convention and hire a stylist. But instead, the vice presidential nominee began buying for herself and her family—clothes...
That Notorious Redistributing Crypto-Marxist Adam Smith
The subjects of every state ought to contribute towards the support of the government, as nearly as possible, in proportion to their respective abilities; that is, in proportion to the revenue which they respectively...
Crispy Politics
By [US] Election Day, $2.4 billion will have been spent on presidential campaigns in the two-year election cycle that began in January 2007, and an additional $2.9 billion will have been spent on 435...
Saturday Grimey
Billy Electron