Monthly Archive: October 2012

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Leeches, Stat!

Had a hunch, ran some iron studies on a patient with some atypical psychotic features (and smearing poop everywhere!) They are positive for iron overload… hemochromatosis. Now my plan to order leeches (stat!) to...

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It’s About the Dilaudid

So when a nurse calls you for a patient request and begins with “It’s about the Dilaudid” you generally expect the conversation to go one way. I was therefore so surprised that a patient...

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Finally a Grown Up

Teenage girls from the high school down the road are sitting on the front garden wall smoking cigarettes. Finally I get to legitimately say DAMN KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!