Ho Ho Hoboken
Moved to Hoboken, New Jersey: Frank Sinatra’s old stomping grounds. We are right next door to an Italian barber and three doors from a “luncheonette” where most things on the menu are some variety...
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Prime Cuts
A man wielding a cordless power saw in each hand rampaged through a Manhattan subway station early Thursday, using one of the buzzing blades to carve into the chest of a postal worker …...
Get Rich Or Try Diebolding
Vice President Cheney’s financial advisers are apparently betting on a rise in inflation and interest rates and on a decline in the value of the dollar against foreign currencies … The Cheneys also had...
Hoff Twofer
Beer-swilling Baywatch star David Hasselhoff was booted out of Wimbledon because he was steaming drunk … Hasselhoff, who has fought a long battle with booze, yelled at staff: You should let me in. Do...
Biobollocks
The United States has 73 million acres of corn cropland. At 350 gallons per acre, the entire U.S. corn crop would make 25.5 billion gallons, equivalent to about 6.3 billion gallons of gasoline. The...
Apple’s Gone A Bit Pete Tong
I’ve always been a Mac user, but as Apple grows more powerful I get the sense that there’s a little bit of Microsoft in there. The way it’s so controlled from the center. It’s...
Terminators Separated At Birth
From The Smoking Gun‘s festive “Stripper’s Gallery“, arrested for various offences (exposure, prostitution, etc).
Bench Warrant
[Judge] Thompson exposed himself during three separate 2003 cases (two of which were murder trials) … Two court employees told investigators that they saw Thompson … attach the suction device to his penis, while...