Is Sex Dangerous?
Is sex dangerous? Only if it’s done badly!
My straight college roomie found a woman at a rave who enjoyed dry, raucous sex. Lots of screaming. Quite annoying.
One day the pitch of the screaming changes. It’s him. He comes running downstairs, clutching his groin, blood is pooling in his hands, dripping everywhere. He’s swaying from the shock, rubbing against the wall and leaving odd, red Rorschach patterns on the off-white walls.
He’s ripped his foreskin, basically giving himself an involuntary circumscision, around 25 years after he could have got a pro to do it for him.
Would he go to the ER? No.
Did they use condoms? No.
Was her vagina now liberally doused in penile blood? Yes.
Could he have sex again without excrutiating pain and causing renewed bleeding for a long time? No.
Did that stop him and her from trying? No.
Did they return to unsafe sex? Yes.
Did they end up producing an unwanted conception? Yes.
Did they allow that conception to proceed until a child was born? Yes.
Did they later break up acrimoniously? Yes.
Is straight sex sometimes dangerous and messy and annoyingly fertile? Oh yes.
You apparently are a flaming, bitter, self righteous homosexual, which I find quite hilarious. And your story was funny too
Interesting that think that me saying explicitly that someone was “straight” should indicate to you that I identify as gay.
You’re wrong. What does that tell you about your perception of people’s sexuality?