Americans Are “Feeling Horny”

“Single men and women are so desperate for sex, they’re seeking out one-night stands”

No, really? tell us more!

“We wanna feel that flesh against flesh,” a professor announced on ABC News, “Americans are “feeling horny.”

Well, duuuuh! ABC News runs a Terror Sex segment.

This Professor of Sociology manages to astound the audience with the startling observation that “believe it or not, that they feel like going out and sleeping with strangers, just having sex with people”.

Actually, this is just how manufacturing consent works through operational and carceral networks within a healthy, diverse market economy.

A vast part of the US functions to buy and sell sex between individuals, organizations, and institutions. Like the sudden wave of entrepreneurial activity surroundeding the manufacture, distribution, and sales of US flags — which has even led to thefts and graverobbing — a more strident and focused pimping of sex (and its regulation and restriction thereof) by the media can be expected over the next few months.