Nowhere to Run to Baby
Google has viciously put the last two decades of Usenet online.
My God, it’s full of posts!
They have me back to 1988 — my first public Internet message was in September 1988.
Thankfully, pre-1988 don’t seem to have propagated to whatever unholy archive these came from. That would be really, really distressing. This is bad enough. I have a Paul Simon (?) quote in my signature. God the humiliation.