Monthly Archive: January 2002

Stem cells found in adults. This is huge.

Found some great evidence of how stupid Dick Cheney actually is… Well, too stupid to be a General, it seems, but easily intelligent enough to be VP. Meanwhile, he thinks the last powerful President...

Pig gets spinach DNA inserted “to produce healthier pork”. With the ongoing failure of the DNA Central Dogma, this is unwise pollution.

Taking tips from the Taliban regarding the proper treatment of venerated icons, Ashcroft puts a Burkha on Justice Dept statues.

VP Cheney is now being sued by GAO/Congress to release Enron papers. Why is he so frightened?

Canadians get uppity over Northwest Passage. Again.

Mmmm, even better than dogmeat, it’s fingerlickin’-good Arse Meat.

Help! I’m trapped in the machine!

Something struck me… Enron avoided debatable financial shenigans by moving them “off-balance sheet”, devolving them onto subsidiaries. Enron avoided debatable human rights shenanigans by moving them “off-balance sheet”, devolving them onto subsidiaries. There seems...

Ah, small victories. I’ve managed to appropriate Karl Marx’s beautiful hymn to postmodernity, All that is solid melts into air, from his 1848 Communist Manifesto. Constant revolutionizing of production, uninterrupted disturbance of all social...