Neigh Means Neigh!
Remember: Neigh Means Neigh!…
So this homeless guy tried to have sex with a horse. Not having any of it, the filly kicked him in the face.
This other guy, however, was uninjured. Except he started boffing the horse in front of a woman and her infant daughter. Not the smartest cookie in the packet there.
What is it with people and horses? This carrott peddler just couldn’t say no to a romp with a filly.
And sometimes, even when they have real-live women, they get weirder and have sex with wooden rocking horses?!?!?!
Then there are voyeurs and the storytellers, and even man/horse personal ads!
What’s going on? Are humans infinitely polymorphously perverse?
Such a lovely Valentine’s post! Horses have, I fear, been rather neglected during this day in the past.
The Centaur Liberation Front would tend to agree with you.
The CLF will have your ass.