Patriot Friday

So Lorien told me when she opened her Crackerjacks box that she found an American Eagle temp tattoo as a prize. Which gave me an idea… Maybe in these difficult times when we all need to pull together and help King Bush the Second fight Evil and Terror, we ought to rename “Casual Friday” as “Patriot Friday” and all wear patriotic tattoos on our cheeks? We should all also make extra efforts to denounce at least one terrorist to the FBI per week… probably those pinkos not wearing tattoos! I think I should go to that DoJ anti-terrorism suggestion box and submit this humdinger!