Meme Scanner
See how badly you’re infected.
My results:
Viruses you suffer from:
- Linux (115%)
- Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
- Junkfood (115%)
- Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
- Sci-fi (100%)
- Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
- Industrial (190%)
- Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.
- Religion (100%)
- Read “God’s Debris” by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
- 8-Bit (160%)
- Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.
- British (100%)
- No need for cure. Benign virus.
- UNIX (120%)
- Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.
- Discordia (130%)
- Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
- Windows (100%)
- Try MacOS X. It’s based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn’t suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice. - vi (120%)
- Escape Meta Alt Control Shift.
- Free BSD (145%)
- The GPL isn’t that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
- Politics (170%)
- Stop caring!
- Brand Names (155%)
- Having a well-known name doesn’t make it good.
- Computer Games (140%)
- Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
- Conspiracy Theory (108%)
- Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that’s quite scary.
- Environmentalism (103%)
- Consume more stuff! It’s easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
- Macintosh (100%)
- Use a mouse with more than one button.
Viruses you might suffer from:
- USA (70%)
- Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
- Amiga (80%)
- Gnome is better than workbench. BEOS is better than Amiga OS. The TV Modulator was a pain in the arse and an EXTERNAL power pack? I ask you. And it didn’t have a built in MIDI port like some of its rivals.
- BBCB (70%)
- CTRL-Break, and get a real computer.
Repeat: “Mode 7 was not a good thing.” - Southampton (70%)
- Move to the Isle of Wight.
- X11 (60%)
- I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
- Hippyism (93%)
- Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.