Designer Baby – I’ll Have One In Black Please

So this woman carries a gene that’ll kill her through Alzeheimer by the time she’s 50. Any child of hers was going to stand a 50/50 chance of inheriting the gene. So she had her eggs screened until surgeons found one that was free of the early-onset Alzeheimer gene, then had it fertilized and implanted.

Of course, by the time her daughter is 10 years old, the mother’s senility will prevent her from recognizing her daughter…