Cunning Linguists Rejoice!

by mike · 2003-06-27

So with the US Supreme Court deciding that the State can have no involvement in private physical relations between consenting adults, non-exclusive vaginal-penile sexual relations are now legal in Michigan. That’s a relief, especially when visiting the in-laws. And probably french tickers are okay as well, but I have no firm evidence for that one. Where now can we go in the world for some relaxing hours of muff diving with the added thrill of lawbreaking? There’s a few holdouts, but most of them seem to be very hot places, with little AC.

FYI, these are the US States where it was formerly illegal for non-exclusive vaginal-penile genital contact between opposite-gender or same-gender sexual partners:
Alabama
Florida
Idaho
Louisiana
Michigan
Mississippi
North Carolina
Puerto Rico
South Carolina
Utah
Virginia

And these were the US States that specifically discriminated against same-gender sexual partners:
Kansas
Missouri
Oklahoma
Texas