The Incredibly Strange Titles That Started Growing and Became Mixed-Up Metaphors

Someone suggested the following as a possible sequel for that Snakes movie: A Sack Of Weasels On An Evil Clown Riding A Unicycle On Top Of A Combine Harvester Through A Nunnery

It’s no less strange than others that have gone beforee it. From here:

The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?

My Lovely Burnt Brother and His Squashed Brain

Elvis Is Alive! I Swear I Saw Him Eating Ding Dongs Outside the Piggly Wiggly’s

Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines or How I Flew from London to Paris in 25 hours 11 minutes

The Lemon Grove Kids Meet the Green Grasshopper and the Vampire Lady from Outer Space

The Persecution and Assassination of Jean-Paul Marat as Performed by the Inmates of the Asylum of Charenton Under the Direction of the Marquis de Sade

I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney

Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Alien, Flesh Eating, Hellbound, Zombified Living Dead Part 2: In Shocking 2-D

The Man with the Smallest Penis in Existence and the Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him

Un Fatto Di Sangue Nel Commune Di Sculiana Fra Due Uomini Per Causa Di Una Vedova Si Sospetano Moventi Politici. Amore-Morte-Shimmy. Lugano Belle. Tarantelle. Tarallucci Vino.

Another Demonstration of the Cliff-Guibert Fire Horse Reel, Showing a Young Girl Coming from an Office, Detaching Hose, Running with It 60 Feet, and Playing a Stream, All Inside of 30 Seconds

and finally, short, but delivers exactly what it promises:

Zombie Ninja Gangbangers

2 Responses

  1. ian says:

    I’ve seen two of those! The flying machines one used to get shown on TV every two weeks when I was small, while the Marat-Sade is a classic of extreme theatre (though perhaps a bit problematic on celluloid).

  2. mike says:

    Two?!? You have my deepest sympathies.

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