Vegetative Depression
CC: FO in Rectum. ASSESSMENT: Pt has a cucumber and coke bottle stuck in rectum x 24 hours. attempted to remove throughout day without success., Airway: clear, Breathing: non-labored, Breathing: normal, Circulation: adequate, Capillary refill: less than 2 seconds, Skin color is normal, Skin is warm, Orientation: Alert. PSYCHIATRIC HISTORY: Psychiatric history includes, depression.
I think I’d be depressed if I’d spent the last 24 hours with a vegetable stuck up my arse.