Author: mike

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2001 IgNobela

The 2001 IgNobel Prizes are out. I am so stoked. My favourite this year has to be A Preliminary Survey of Rhinotillexomania in an Adolescent Sample, which demonstrates that that nose picking is a...

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Text of Evidence Against bin Laden

So this is the Text of Evidence Against bin Laden… And I see the Taliban have offered to try him in an Islamic Court. Muslim courts… Hague Courts, cruise missile courts… that’s the nice...

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Jenna Bush Genitally Pierced

So Jenna Bush has gotten herself genitially pierced and is flaunting it at Hollywood celebs while off her head? Right on! This is what being First Daughter is all about. The Kennedys never had...

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Crazed Nutbags Across America

“Crazed nutbags across America think that curbstomping the rights of Americans will somehow show those terrorists a thing or two. What, I dunno. But we need to put the nutbags in their place.” Pigdog’s...

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Americans Are “Feeling Horny”

“Single men and women are so desperate for sex, they’re seeking out one-night stands” No, really? tell us more! “We wanna feel that flesh against flesh,” a professor announced on ABC News, “Americans are...

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QX3

I found the killer site about my Intel computer microscope, the QX3.

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Sucking Pipes

Windows XP pipes suck compared with Windows 2000. But both of them suck compared with Unix/Linux.