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67 Virgins

“I was promised I would spend eternity in Paradise, being fed honeyed cakes by 67 virgins in a tree-lined garden, if only I would fly the airplane into one of the Twin Towers,” said...

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So Shoot Me

So I was thinking of becoming a citizen (mainly so the Bush Gang would find it more difficult to have me shot) but one sticking point is this damn Pledge of Allegiance thingy. It...

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Bestiality’s Best, Boys

Ah, Maine. Sketched so lovingly in Stephen King’s novels, why didn’t he mention the rampant bestiality also? Actually, I suppose it’s not Maine alone. This sheep worrier hails from Iowa.

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Kodak Moment

Couple busted for oral sex in park’s instant photo booth. Have these people not heard of Polaroids, or webcams, or digital cameras?

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Masking Tension

Interpersonal attraction seems to be based on so many non-verbal or written qualities. The complementarity of each other’s immune systems (discovered through smell), the unconscious perception of a particular face as familiar or comforting,...

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The Lurking Fear

“There was thunder in the air on the night I went to the deserted mansion atop Tempest Mountain to find the lurking fear. I was not alone, for foolhardiness was not then mixed with...