67 Virgins
“I was promised I would spend eternity in Paradise, being fed honeyed cakes by 67 virgins in a tree-lined garden, if only I would fly the airplane into one of the Twin Towers,” said...
“I was promised I would spend eternity in Paradise, being fed honeyed cakes by 67 virgins in a tree-lined garden, if only I would fly the airplane into one of the Twin Towers,” said...
So I was thinking of becoming a citizen (mainly so the Bush Gang would find it more difficult to have me shot) but one sticking point is this damn Pledge of Allegiance thingy. It...
That McDonalds fried chicken head. I just wanted to look at it again.
he then “used a handsaw and beheaded the corpse,” taking the head
Ah, Maine. Sketched so lovingly in Stephen King’s novels, why didn’t he mention the rampant bestiality also? Actually, I suppose it’s not Maine alone. This sheep worrier hails from Iowa.
Couple busted for oral sex in park’s instant photo booth. Have these people not heard of Polaroids, or webcams, or digital cameras?
Interpersonal attraction seems to be based on so many non-verbal or written qualities. The complementarity of each other’s immune systems (discovered through smell), the unconscious perception of a particular face as familiar or comforting,...
Truly something for everyone in this great consumerist paradise: Trailer Trash Barbie…
“There was thunder in the air on the night I went to the deserted mansion atop Tempest Mountain to find the lurking fear. I was not alone, for foolhardiness was not then mixed with...