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Terror Sex

Terror Sex. Suzanne was right — lots of people are getting together and fucking in New York — we can expect a rash of ‘WTC Babies’ next year. I wonder if relationships that initiate...

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Deranged Laundry People

Laundry. Difficult enough to get through at the best of times… but when there are slightly deranged homeless people living in your laundry room then that adds a whole new dimension to the chore…

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Brobdingnagian Skin

Mark Wahlberg’s Extra Organ… Liz Hurley With Acne Scars… Liz Hurley After Make Up Magicians… Actors’ Skin Conditions. This kind of refutes (or complicates) a theory I found in The Anatomy of Disgust, that...

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Je Ne Regrette Rien

Lisa sounds better… as in she can talk again without sounding kind of like a strung-out Edith Piaf. What a nasty virus! So far so good I seem immune. Unless I am the carrier,...

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Essential Fun Circuit

Just back in from Eklektik where I had a fun time, predictable up and down, all systems back to normal. After Burning Man in the lack-of-affect weeks that followed I was beginning to worry...

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Martian Shopping Malls

I love the net. This kook has found hundreds of images with ABSOLUTE evidence of ANCIENT MARTIAN CITIES, some PYRAMIDS, and even some SHOPPING MALLS. Okay, so I’m exaggerating the malls bit. But why...