Daily Archive: October 26, 2001

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Mulholland Shite

More stuff about Mulholland Drive — surely the worst movie I’ve seen all year. Great cinematography, lousy plot barely acceptable even by Lynch’s internal logical standards, terrible editing. One of those alternative-reality-at-point-of-death movies.

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PT Barnum Says Hello

Plastic has this story on how Noted TV Psychic (!) John Edwards did one of his I See Dead People schtick with relatives of people who died on 9/11. This would have been a...

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Scent of New Mown Hay

Good advice from someone who knows: Smell new mown hay, green corn, or something fruity? Probably a nerve agent. Breathe shallowly, head upwind. Smell bitter almonds, garlic? Probably a blood agent like cyanide or...

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Nuclear Bin Laden?

Does Bin Laden already have nuclear bombs, or just nuclear material sufficient to use as a radiological bomb that would posion an urban centre? Or is this just a spin story designed to leak...

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Underarm Nose

Woman… flesh-eating disease… no nose… new nose growing under arm skin… graft expected…

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Six Year Blowjob

Whatever you do, don’t get any oral action in Zambia. One poor German tourist had someone go down on him, was caught and charged with participating in an “unnatural” sex act, and is now...

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Crazy Cali Petlovers

Only with so many crazy people in California who value pets above people can it have taken this long to destroy this (wo)mankiller dog.

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Lungs of the Sea

Another review of the new Pytheas book. I liked his description of the Arctic ice sheet as the pnevmon, or “the lung of the sea”, where the sea and air congealed into ice and...

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Peanut Butter Millionaire!

This guy lived like a pauper and ate mainly peanut butter, but left $1.1m in his will, while this guy went dumpster diving and did odd jobs, but still left $1m. This probably means...