Lunatics Running the Asylum
Some more choice God-related items to go with Bush’s apparent schizophrenia: Bush believes he was called by Go d to lead the nation at this time, says Commerce Secretary Don Evans, a close friend...
Monthly Archive: June 2003
God Told Me To Do It, Part 1
Gimme some sugar, baby! It’s like Army of Darkness, for real. Albertsons supermarket bagboy goes postal, hacks several astonished shoppers to death with broadsword. A man wielding a samurai-style sword killed two people and...
God Told Me To Do It, Part 2
The couple confessed, Brownsville police have testified, to severing their children’s heads with a large kitchen knife, pausing to clean house and have sex between the slayings. Camacho told police she and Rubio killed...
God Told Me To Do It, Part 3
Bush said: “God told me to strike at al Qaida and I struck them, and then he instructed me to strike at Saddam, which I did, and now I am determined to solve the...
And Now For The Big Guns…
Influential Washington voices are pushing for more certainty on the proceeds of oil sales. The US government Export-Import Bank is pushing for a sale of Iraq’s oil production to fund the infrastructure payments. It...
Meet Your New Bosses, Same As Your Old Bosses
U.S. military commanders have ordered a halt to local elections and self-rule in provincial cities and towns across Iraq, choosing instead to install their own handpicked mayors and administrators, many of whom are former...
Air Conditioned Fantasy
Whatever you do, don’t use the Q Word. After the first couple of weeks of annihilation and disintegration of the Iraqi army by the invading forces, I had deranged pro-war fan boys emails me...
Many Many Kims, No Good Kimchi
One guy’s trip into North Korea. These scenes of some mega-flag waving festival are scary, they are so clean and bright and cheery that’s it’s like The WIzard Of Oz meets Godzilla. Not to...
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