Holidays in the Sun

these attacks begin by someone screaming that that they have been robbed of their penis. An angry mob would then descend on any passer-by deemed to look suspicious, strip them naked and then douse them in petrol before setting them alight.

Remind me not to holiday in Benin.

Or Singapore… I thought this country was supposed to be clean? It makes sense, though, that in such an autocratic, anal-compulsive society, robbers would use shit as their weapon of choice. This is a country that canes people for minor misdemeanours, I’m surprised it’s not the Asian capital for BDSM.