all that is solid melts into air, all that is holy is profaned

Mercenaries Going Cheap

by mike · 2002-02-12

So apparently, you can now hire mercenaries for $50. I should get me some… that would gain me major respect in the Mission.

rachael says:

2002-02-13 at 10:11:12

but will you get them t-shirts that read “mike’s mercenary minions”?
Mike says:

2002-02-13 at 10:11:12

“Mercenary” is a little tricky to fit on the tees, unless I only hire guys with *huge* beer bellies.

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